Perhaps I ate one too many slices of that pumpkin christmas pie?
When I woke this christmas I suddenly was much much larger than I remembered. None of my clothes fit, so I decided to swathe myself in blue cloth. For some unknown reason everyone started calling me Mary? It was all very strange. Luckily I met a lovely fellow named Joseph!
Hmm seriously now...
I was lucky enough to portray the role of Mary in the christmas story at my church this year. A total childhood dream. I was asked to sing a song for the service, the words speak for themselves.